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# It's the worst star wars film
but that doesn't make it the worst film ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# depends how much of a star wars geek you are
to me it was exactly like watching my infant self being fisted by a giant jar-jar shaped sex toy operated by a sweating, tumescent george lucas
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# the formula is
(Budget of film x Hype out of 10) / Audience goodwill out of 10

This produces "The Lucas Formula" (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Did you factor in the number of dwarf actors involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# second and third one are far worse than the first one
they're a jumbled mess of attempting to please fan boys. horrible waste.

The Clone Wars tv series however has been fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)