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# Look at his fucking eyes,
the haggard old cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Eyes like an octogenarian's anus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# if i was the king of england
i'd buy an egg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# If I was the king of england
I'd give everyone a present tomorrow.

they would get to choose from a nice piece of chocolate, a shiny button or a joke.

I would be a kind and pleasant ruler
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# *blind and pheasant ruler
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I want chocolate buttons
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# But I can't choose between such treats, they're all wonderful
You're not a kind ruler! You're a monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# would they be Jesus eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# no jesus is a cunt
he ate my hotdog :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# He died, so we could eat pork
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I might phone him and have a wank as I talk to him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# where is my egg?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
The only way to sort his face out, is with a baseball bat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# dipped in botox?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I was going for a rusty nail
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)