You know you're in love
when you can wank whilst looking in the mirror :)
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Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:37,
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You know you're in love when:
Even as you wash her still fresh blood off your hands you can still hear her screaming.
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Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:39,
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Yes, purely because whose reality is better than their dreams anyway?
When reality starts simultaneously creating sinister girls in smelting accidents, spawning women with eight massive breasts and has Alan Shearer fly a spitfire into god's face then I'll start backing reality.
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