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[challenge entry] Ah! The memories...

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# :( Poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I don't get this :(
I do like the green on black though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I like LIME
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I can't help but feel you're fishing for a reaction there.
Don't rise to it people.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Riiiiiise from the grave!
*krschhghghg* *eats small planet full of 'roids*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Laser Induced Microwave Emission?
*puzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Not nearly enough citrus.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# *adds slice of lemon*
Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# D:
IM IN UR DRINKS. FLAVORING UR ETHANOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# *adds aspartame*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# oh shit... oh no you didn't....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhh aspartame, aspartame, its a part of you and and a part of me
aspartame, aspartame, causes cancer so you bleed when you pee,
aspartame, aspartame, your face will collapse and look like jack dee
aspartame, aspartame, goes in your drinks to make them sugar free!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# yes
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# PISSING OUT A GALLSTONE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I'll give you a dollar to put a marble in your willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# fuck thats good...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Pretty fly.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Speedball 2 was sooooo much better
if you ever needed to break a joystick and several of the bones in your hands, Speedball 2 was the game for you
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Yeah, but the menu graphics and music on Speedball I was better.
The game was really small and dull though.

Actually played the League mode of II the other day, fucking got to the first division and came third and didn't cocking remember to save.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# You don't piss out gallstones.
You piss out kidney stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# squeeze out the pips!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# strewth
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 5:18, archived)
# ARGH ACRONYM INSIDE AN ACRONYM!!!
*explodes*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I like acronyms which uses the acronym in the acronym.
I forget them name of them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# oooh.. I haven't done this for a while... *deep breath*
Laudible
Angels
Sending
Egonomically
Rectilinear

Images
Neutralising
Demonstrable
Universal
Conundrums
Encompassing
Devilish

Miturations
Involving
Cranially
Regressing
Ovine
Wearing
Automatically
Viable
Earrings.

Enchanting?
Mayhaps.
Incidentally
Someone
Should
Inadvertantly
Obfuscate
Nouns.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# *glees*
that is astounding
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I find them fun
as they mostly end up in nonsense.

:D

EDIT: If I'd been drinking no doubt I would currently now be working out what that up there was an acronym for and so on for ever.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I thought I'd try one
Acrimonious
Rectal
Residue
Accrued
Near
Gonad
Electrifying
Digression
Latitudes
Elevates
Transcendant
Titration
Emitting
Repulsive
Smells
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# To the profile it goes!
:D

and in return

Puromycin
Urinates
Randomly
On
My
Yard
Causing
Imflammable
Nettles


*I think there's a compo suggestion in here somewhere*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# You could be right!
:D
/edit I might do a piccie of that^
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# I'm not sure if the ovine are wearing the earings or the earings wearing the ovine :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# if I wanted to show off I'd acrostic every word in your acrostic
but i think that would be a waste of both our time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# mind piss :)
Edit: but thank you for giving my word thingy a proper name :)

*fiercly tries to remember*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
#
Oi,
Xylophone
Fancying
Old
Regina
Deserves

Unusual
Nine
Inch
Todger,
Excited
Darling?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# MRS GREN!
I know Mrs Gren contains all seven things that need to be to consider something living.. but, as with most, I can only rememebr the mnemomic rather than what it stands for. movement respiration growth... erm.. energon?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# ROY G. BIV
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Mnemomics are the most pointless things ever conceived.
You need something to remember spelling with less existing information not MORE!

Thus breaking up atmosphere into at mos and sphere, using parts of your brain which already have existing connections for words and slamming them together.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# works best with memorable imagery.
that you create and in you imagination place along say the street you live in places as you walk the route in your mind stand out to you.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
#
Unfortunately,
Xyclon
B
Royally
Irritated
Dithering
Greenpeace
Extremists
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# :D
Twisted
Old
Mollycoddler

Overtly
Buggers
Exceedingly
Dead
Llamas
Amongst
Muslims
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# hell yeahs *profiles*
Assaulting
Sasquatch
Particularly
Accelerates
Removal
To
Eternity.
Most
Embarressing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# The early days of adventure games.
256K RAM (if you were lucky) and 5Mb hard disk
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Hard disk?!
Bloody luxury!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I had an external 10MB disk once
it was the size of a small country
and running under CP/M-86
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Wouldn't know.
We only had an amiga 500+ until 1998 or something ridiculous. Then PC!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# my first ever computer was a 33hz 286 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Nice.
Mine was a NEC APC with two 8inch floppy drives and 256K RAM
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# crikey.... that is old. a friend of mine at uni has a speccy that his uncle gave him
now, i'm sure for people with nostalgic memories of the speccy its a wonderful machine, but honestly, worst piece of techonology it has ever been my misfortune to use.

on the 386 I think I only had battlechess, aldo, pacman, zork and prince of persia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I like 50 ft of green on black
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman is a 1958 science fiction feature film produced by Bernard Woolner for Allied Artists Pictures. It was directed by Nathan H. Juran (credited as Nathan Hertz) from a screenplay by Mark Hanna, and starred Allison Hayes, William Hudson and Yvette Vickers. The original music score was composed by Ronald Stein. The film was a take on other movies that had also featured size-changing humans, namely The Amazing Colossal Man and The Incredible Shrinking Man, but substituting a woman as the protagonist
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# This is the best of the lot.
End of.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Nice alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# oh, there is no alt text
*edits*

edit: now it has alt text :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# It still says "woman is in computer" when I hover over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# that's not alt text
that's title text

alt text is alt text :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# oh yes!
the power of science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Most good, MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# and so shitting easy to do
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Like a wet poo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# like a mcdonalds enhanced wet greasy poo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Oh God, utterly disturbing.
Looks the same whichever end it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# and has the patented aroma of minging lemony piss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
# This is lovely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Christ, I've just seen the single most nauseating thing on the random images on Photobucket's front page.
It was an image solely consisting of these words:

"You know you're in love when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is much better than your dreams."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# *bokes*
Did you really have to share that?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I think I'm going to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# You know you're in love
when you can wank whilst looking in the mirror :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# You know you're in love when:
Even as you wash her still fresh blood off your hands you can still hear her screaming.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Yes, purely because whose reality is better than their dreams anyway?
When reality starts simultaneously creating sinister girls in smelting accidents, spawning women with eight massive breasts and has Alan Shearer fly a spitfire into god's face then I'll start backing reality.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# dude, those things happened already
twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Haha, oh Christ.
Had to sit through a load of people singing lyrics similar to this all last night.

Luckily by the end I was too drunk to take much of it in. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Was the filename: howtopushpeopleawayfromyou.jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# that's positively puketastic.
but given how awful my dreams generally are, reality really is better most of the time, even as much as it sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I haven't had a memorable one since the other day.
That one involved being seduced by a japanese classmate who was supposed to be my friend, even when I wasn't me, but was actually the metamorphosised child who had been created in the smelting accident.
Then I look up in the sky and saw a weird and massive blue rack type thing just hovering in the distance (which I actually remember coming from an earlier dream and similarly marking the moment before shits goes to cock)
It disappeared before I could even say "Hey isn't that..." lighting struck everywhere and got thrown to the floor of the beach and fell unconscious.
When I woke up, I actually woke up, and didn't really notice that I'd gone from dream to being awake and got really confused.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)