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# I WANNA FUCK UMA THURMAN BUT WE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Have you tried asking her
it no good just wanting to you have to put the effort in.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I send her a lovely hand written note, detailling not only my desires but my
vital measurements. She never replied. :(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Perhaps your vital measurements was too big to fit
in her postbox?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# the probability of this event is not statistically significant.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# "UMA, I HAVE A VERY LAGE HAT...
PLZ DO KISSYS ON ME"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# MY VERY LAGE HAT LOOKS LIKE ELVIS
BEFORE THE CHEESEBURGER THING
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# unfortunately my hats are all nicely fitting and have delightfull proportions.
except maybe the straw hat from when I was a kid, but that's too small.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# He's already been stalking her.... But She contacted VIMOD and now he's been B& from going near her
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# who is this Vimod meme?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# VIMOD is the uber-MODerator that can ban anyone from anything. He first started from banning people form using Photoshop CS4, and his strength grew from there
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# VIMOD DRIVES A ZAMBONI, EATS ALU GHOBI AND NOW HAS A LINE OF CANNED LASSI


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VIMOD VIMOD RIDING HIS ZAMBONI
BANNED A WANKER IN A HAT
AND CALLED IT ALU GHOBI
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Lassi is good
does not belong in a can.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# VIMOD WOULD DISAGREE IT IS A VERY PROFITABLE SIDELINE
TO HIS B& HELPDESK
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I SHALL DISCUSS THS WITH HIM
I SHALL NOT BE B&
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# aw man he tried drowning me in a vat of this stuff:

(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)