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# my huevos rancheros yesterday were the sex
you can tell a breakfast is win if it involves a jar of jalapenos and two scotch bonnets. nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Your fingers are alright then, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# yeah i heal fucking quickly. I'm part wolverine
though those wings nearly made my fingers cry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# High five for healing quickly.
My last tattoo took five days. The wife wasn't happy, his sleeve took about two months.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'm shit at ironing too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Thank fuck you're a pin up for the boys in the forces, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# that's me
I'm Gracie Fields disguised as Philip Schofield
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# its an odd day when you read your hidden passions published on an internet message board
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Good LORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# someone called me a Silver Fox at the weekend
I'm not sure if that's a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Well it does suit you, it's a handsome look.
I'd be chuffed, were it me. Usually I just get 'OI CAFRIN TATE'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *looks up in yiffers' handbook*
PHOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
#
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# cor
eggs are mank though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# not when i'm cooking them they ain't :)
nice bit of fried ham on a wrap filled cheese then fried
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# AGREED

Man, I worry about my jalapeno consumption sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# i'm convinced the amount of vinegar i consume as a by product of eating jalapenos is beginning to pickle my organs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Haha

also: Habanero ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# nom
they make me salivate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)