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# This is a subscription service
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Now that's an idea.
Ningles Joe. Any chance you know how to use WinSCP? Anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Frayed knot...
I'm Dreamweavered so it does all that for you (I don't really understand this kind of thing... just if it works)

Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Fair enough, thanks lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# the FTP thingy?
I think I used it once - is it giving trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I don't know how to use it
have never seen it in action, and it's currently in possession of two extremely important files....

*weeps*

Tuesday, bloody Tuesday.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I am good and full of chocolate and last night's Thai
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Full of last night's chinese leftovers from the night before.
*clutches tumbly protectively and glares in an easterly direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I've got Mexican heartburn.
Chilli pizza. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I had mexican heartburn on friday
took several pints before it eased off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Nom.
Saturday I had steaky goodness with Tom O'Bedlam, JPG and Earl Otterby. Twas fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# haha
I've now got an image of the four of you chasing a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# That's no way to speak about our lovely yank waitress.
Who was delightful, bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I hope you gave him that hug from me?
I'd have requested ones for the others too if I'd known, prob just as well I didn't really as you'd have spent all day hugging!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I gave him many many many many!
It's hard to leave him alone.

Have you heard from him since Saturday, at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Yes.
Yesterday or Sunday, said he was doing much better. Has he gone dark?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Thought so, but if you spoke to him on Sunday
then obviously not.

Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *jealouses*
Sounds like fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Oh it WAS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# me too
a mini London meet and no me... *hurumph*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# See, now I'VE only just found out that you're there all the time
and now I feel guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Gai Pad Bai Graprao ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
#
w agn
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# my huevos rancheros yesterday were the sex
you can tell a breakfast is win if it involves a jar of jalapenos and two scotch bonnets. nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Your fingers are alright then, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# yeah i heal fucking quickly. I'm part wolverine
though those wings nearly made my fingers cry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# High five for healing quickly.
My last tattoo took five days. The wife wasn't happy, his sleeve took about two months.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'm shit at ironing too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Thank fuck you're a pin up for the boys in the forces, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# that's me
I'm Gracie Fields disguised as Philip Schofield
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# its an odd day when you read your hidden passions published on an internet message board
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Good LORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# someone called me a Silver Fox at the weekend
I'm not sure if that's a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Well it does suit you, it's a handsome look.
I'd be chuffed, were it me. Usually I just get 'OI CAFRIN TATE'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *looks up in yiffers' handbook*
PHOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
#
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# cor
eggs are mank though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# not when i'm cooking them they ain't :)
nice bit of fried ham on a wrap filled cheese then fried
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# AGREED

Man, I worry about my jalapeno consumption sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# i'm convinced the amount of vinegar i consume as a by product of eating jalapenos is beginning to pickle my organs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Haha

also: Habanero ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# nom
they make me salivate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
#
winscp.net/eng/docs/guides
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# \o/
lifesaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and on again?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# It's not that it's not working
it's that I have no idea how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I fucking wish.
Can I just set fire to this place and go home?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I'm a hormonal woman, I can do that five times before breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# "If you want to work out your share of the bill, there is an app for that!"
Yes, or just use a calculator on your regular phone.

"If you want to remember where you parked your car, OMFG THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT TOO!!!!11"

Yes, or just remember what cocking car park you are in, its NOT HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Is there one for reminding you where you left your phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# That's why God invented the landline
That's all I seem to use mine for now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# That, and calling the bank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Freephone number?
"This call be charged at your normal rate"... fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# :D are you calling the one in Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# no she called by herself
wait....

hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Lisbon?
No, i think she likes men
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# OMG there might be!! *pays £4.99*
It wouldn't wuprise me if there is a smug app, with a little croissant that OMG TILTS when you tilt the iphone!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Want to piss away your hard earned cash on useless things you'll use once?
There's an app for that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Thankfully
the beardedwife is downloading all the free apps. I don't think he's shelled out hard earned for any yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# haha, you don't think he has
but that's because he's either a) not telling you or b) got an app that masks the bill from you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# SO glad I'm not the only one thinking that...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# and none of them will be forward compatible
so you'll need to get them all again when the new iPhone comes out in 3 days and your gullible keeping up with the joneses nature forces you to spend another £300 on something that if you didn't have you wouldn't miss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I'm sure someone will make an 'apps you need to buy updated version of app'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Nyoms!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# load patty.app

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I've always been partial to user-friendly baps, myself.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *eats
*dentists

*sues JS
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)