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[challenge entry] Shhhh! they won't hear me coming...

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(trnk loves a pun, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hahah!!!
nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
also, have you seen the "live action" version of the game Goldeneye?

EDIT: here.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I saw one a couple of years ago,
some policeman thought you needed to shoot a terrorist 7 times in the head to kill them...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Nice
He wasn't actually a terrorist though, just a run-of-the-mill criminal for outstaying his visa.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# turned out to be a right mess up
i'm just around the corner from stockwell station, poor fucker
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Did you just delete a comment?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# never!
what made you think that?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Haha
Thought it would be better if they'd put some time into the choice of location. Next time I'm on a Southwest train I know what Im doing...
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hehe
ive always had massive issues with the inventory systems in some games. Snake carries an insane amount of gear in the MGS series (even the new one) such as cardboard boxes, missile launchers, mines, magazines, ridiculous amounts of ammo, sniper rifles, and in the case of snake eater, caged animals.
Surely a game that tries to have realistic graphics, plot, animation and setting, the creators must realise that snake would have to be dragging a large wheeled trailer along with him everywhere to carry all his gear? That would surely ruin the appearance of stealth.

Many other games are guilty of this, though some games like halo and gears of war are wise to this, and give you a manageable amount of weapons.

I know, i know, 'get a life' etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# His bum is like the tardis
That's why he always has that slightly pained look in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I was gonna go with a trailer
but couldn't be arsed. This always annoys me in computer games, though you're right, they do seem to be getting a bit better these days
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# im glad its not just me that was annoyed by such trivial things :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :D I can carry all that in my octocamo suit.
NNNG I FUCKING HATE STUPID FUCKING FILE LOADING GAYITUDE AND ALSO WHEN PEOPLE GO AWAY FROM THEIR DESKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Simultaneously?
Either way, go and get a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Actually, get out of the office and have a few beers
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# alternatively
mow every cunt down with a chain-gun, sit and wait for the police, then spend the next couple of hours firing rpgs at their cars and helicopters, before escaping in a tank.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# then proceed to the local brewery, take it over and drink the fresh golden ales
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Don't forget
To find some body-armour first. The kind that wears away gradually as you take damage.
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I was away getting calming stew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# quitter!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)