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# 25 is late 20s now?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# technically, in order of magnitude estimates, yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Fuck it then I'm 30 for the next 5 years...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I was only messing with you!
:D

Jealous, too....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# don't back down!! you're right!! let us mock his age mercilessly!
and I thought you were only fourteen...YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# But, hang on -
You're younger than him....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# how does that stop me taking the piss?
it doesn't, it gives the pisstaking a youthful zest, to keep it going when everyone else falls asleep at the helm of their zimmer frames.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
zzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzznursethey'retakingmydressinggownzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *tries to follow the complete absence of internal logic within this point*
*gives up, due to not being bothered*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I'm confused.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# This is becoming painfully clear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# why can't I take the piss out of someone because they're older than me?
i think i will go scribble a fourier transform on a bit of paper
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# make a martini
and sit and think while you drink...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# no vermouth :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I found some very nice Scottish Vodka the other day
it was very pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# McDraino?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *nods off*
Sorry, what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *steals false teeth*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *stabs in the eye with a fucking huge knife*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# you call that a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# it's a spoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Applied in the manner of Alan Rickman
circa Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# meh
I've been waiting all of my life to be old.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)