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# Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# QUICK, GET ME A TOOTHPICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Tooth pickaxe more like!
It's extremely quiet today. I'd shop something but I've got so much stuff going on this piece of shite computer that I can just about run firefox.

EDIT: Not my own money obviously but I had to make an extremely expensive purchase today. £6.5 million!:O.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# if it wasn't £6.5 million worth of Pick'n'Mix, I'll be most disappointed...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Sad to say it wasn't
It was a hotel:P Why the called it The Beaver Hotel is beyond me. Maybe my boss is branching out.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Illuminati?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Blackpool?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# No, she came of her own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Turkmenistan?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# in the ear
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Iran
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Burns Embassy
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# that's Numberwang!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Grey haired posh binty boy was wearing a
'Beauty is in the ear of the beholder' t shirt on the gadget show last night. I covetted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I'll be grey haired by the time I'm 26 at this rate...
and then I'll be able to dye it whichever colour I want :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I've got some silvers coming through
but I always dye mine anyway. Men look lovely with grey hair, you're all bumfaces in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ^This
LOVE that salt-and-pepper look
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# On someone in their mid 20s?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah, why not?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# people just laugh at me.
I don't even think it's that obvious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# they're just laughing at you
nothing to do with your hair
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
For getting there before me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# fiiiiiiiiine ruin my relatively good day. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# When you pay me for therapy, you'll get therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# what can I get for a bit of string and a half chewed caramel covered in lint?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Scant few friends, I'd wager.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# aw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# It's all because of your mother
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# no she makes me spit the half chewed caramels into the bin.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# in other news
I'll be on the same continent as you in June... given that you don't leave Oz before then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# sydney? if so I'll take a big sign to the airport wishing you a good journey home!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# not Sydney
Melbourne. For 3 weeks. Seeing some people and thinking about driving the great ocean road.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahah it will probably rain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *ahem*
late 20s....


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# 25 is late 20s now?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# technically, in order of magnitude estimates, yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Fuck it then I'm 30 for the next 5 years...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I was only messing with you!
:D

Jealous, too....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# don't back down!! you're right!! let us mock his age mercilessly!
and I thought you were only fourteen...YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# But, hang on -
You're younger than him....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# how does that stop me taking the piss?
it doesn't, it gives the pisstaking a youthful zest, to keep it going when everyone else falls asleep at the helm of their zimmer frames.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
zzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzznursethey'retakingmydressinggownzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *tries to follow the complete absence of internal logic within this point*
*gives up, due to not being bothered*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I'm confused.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# This is becoming painfully clear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# why can't I take the piss out of someone because they're older than me?
i think i will go scribble a fourier transform on a bit of paper
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# make a martini
and sit and think while you drink...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# no vermouth :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I found some very nice Scottish Vodka the other day
it was very pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# McDraino?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *nods off*
Sorry, what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *steals false teeth*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *stabs in the eye with a fucking huge knife*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# you call that a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# it's a spoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Applied in the manner of Alan Rickman
circa Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# meh
I've been waiting all of my life to be old.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# For sure.
On anyone, holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# It's when it gets in the beard that I love
my dad, bless him, he's got brown hair with a few greys and then an entirely silver beard. Looks awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *decides not to shave beard of after all*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *applauds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yes
BEARDS UNTIE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# to form some sort of super mecha beard
BEARD-RA!

*thrusts face fuzz forwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# BEARD-RA vs. MOUSTACH-ZILLA
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# both of them vs. GILLETTEOH-SAN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You'd better not, it's lovely.
*loves scritchy cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Mr Trellis is growing his back at present
I have red-raw lips
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# The wife is never allowed to shave his off
he looks like a creature comforts character with no facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# He only shaved it cos we were doing a show a couple of weeks ago
And he decided his character wasa clean-shaven. Confused the hell out of Iz...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# She got her own back
She's learning to climb, and daddy's chest hair makes great hand-holds....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Excellent work, tiny soldier!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ouch
... maybe this is why so many men in those posers wax their chests. They HATE babies!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# He needs to be a superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# He bloody is
his blood tests came back and they can't see any Hep C in his system.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Then it's decided, he shall become a superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# \o/ SUPERDA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# My beard is turning white
from ginger of course. Which now means its patchy but around my mouth and my tache it's a kind of nice light straw colour.
As for the hair on my head when I have any any, That is also turning white at my temples and I'd have given anything for it to be that colour as a kid. Sadly There will be none left before it all changes now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# White is just as good as grey.
Especially when it's speckly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I'm 27
and I'm getting quite a few grey hairs. I think I like it, but it makes me stand out more when I hang around playgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# It's not the grey hairs doing that
It's the beard. And the 'I AM 27' placard.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# yes, a lot of paedos have beards. It's odd.
I wonder what it is about beards that kids find oh so sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Something to hang onto
/Flasheart
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# WHOF!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Remind them of Bungle?
Matthew out of Sooty?

Speaking of which, has anyone noticed how he's Simon Pegg?

bruceandfran.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/matthew-corbett.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# O_O
How have I never seen this before?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :D I only realised a few days ago.
Spooky, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Bloody terrifying!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# And to think
I fancy him in Spaced (ONLY in Spaced)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# watched space again last night
God I hope they don't make a 3rd series... I'm not sure how well I'd cope if it wasn't as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# agreed
I would probably have to kill someone
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Oh definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha :D
I think Simon Pegg made reference to it in an interview or something, that he looks like the son of Matthew Corbett... I may be making this up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# DAMN IT.
I shall discover new information one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# everything we learn we're only remembering
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# What - the little yellow chap?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# That's no way to talk about Ban Ki-Moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# whenever I hear his name
the William Tell Overture pops into my head.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Why on Earth do I now have a head full of Bonanza?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ...
Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Moon Moon
Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Moon Moon
Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Moon Moon
Ban Ki-Moooooooooooooon Ban Ki-Moon Moon Moon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Nope, all I have in my head is Bonanza
and it won't let anything else in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# it could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Ominous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Granted.
*takes it all back*

*gets refund at Casual Racism R Us*

That doesn't work, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Enough for the purpose. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Gah!
What a terrifying concept!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# nicely done
now if only star trek aliens looked like that rather than people with bits of rubber on their brows and noses.
It would be intresting seeing an episode with riker falling in love with THAT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *points*
TNG Nerd!
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# indeed
the rest of the Treks werent nowhere near as good though. Enterprise showed some promise, but got ruddy cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# it wasn't a compliment
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# i dont care
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hark at her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *awaits Riker was a shit no.1 gif*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Holy Cow!!!..PIg...
Horse??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *scans for chedge*
I'm confused.

Hello.

Good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# EEP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
What the fuck?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :D
lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ffffffffffffuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hello you have a candle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Happy celebratory internet achievement icon.
Happy celebratory internet achievement icon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# beauty is in the eye of the beer holder arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# this thread has lots of words
more than European directives allow
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# RARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH


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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I find this rather worrying
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Top stuffs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# gorgeous!
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