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# What the hell is going off in the sauce?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Some German women, jumped into the polar bear exhibit because she wanted to die
The polar bear was doing her wishing and was nomin on her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I can think of many things that are not very good ways to die
this is one of them - do you have a link?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL0P08O8tU
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I didn't read the entire story
Did the bear nomm her to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# no, they pulled her out
they also dropped her back in, they were just teasing the bears
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I would subscribe to a newspaper written in your style
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
#
see for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# haha
"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."

Well, no shit Sherlock!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
#
I love the Werner Herzog-ness of the following statement:

"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."
EDIT: Mindpiss ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I love the way the german policeman says "schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm"
and "logic dictates schmerg merm schmerg merm"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer?
Ja beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# den flippenschmängel mit kleinem nerbspauchfaust hat bleibt hier auf 1967!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)