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I've never touched twitter, I've got better things to be doing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

Like man-wife

badum

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

:D I can feel complimented, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Of course

Though to be fair I've never seen him so I'm basing this wholly on your descriptions, mostly on personality traits I NOM

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

He's a bit gorgeous. In all the ways.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Never doubted it :)

That's pretty much my description of the Prof too, though I'm starting to feel a bit guilty for fattening him up.
Still, I like nice food and I like cuddles, it was pretty inevitable I'd eventually start combining all my interests.

I have a mental image now of me bringing tasty foods to him like a cat leaving dead birds on the doorstep in a mistaken attempt at an expression of their twisted love

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

:D I've improved the wife to the tune of a couple of stone

they eat when they're happy, be pleased.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

My girlfriend must be doing it wrong, I've lost weight.

But then so has she.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

like painting black people white

and glueing sticks between the eyes of Chinese people to make them look less funny

/funny haha sarcasm lol thingy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

BUT HOW ELSE DO WE FIND OUT WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST

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zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

asking?

Coffee and a spliff, the same thing I always have.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Do lots of clones of you with names above their heads turn up for a party?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Eh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

It's the FRANK tv advert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-_g5Cdc0BY

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Oh I see

I was thinking ' I don't remember names above heads in Being John Malkovich'

No. I've never had any bad side effects, save the time I had Cheese (LSD cut cannabis, or whatever) and smoked just over a quarter of it to myself because I was unaware.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

That advert drives me mad.

You might end up like that if you regularly take every street drug you can lay your hands on but who knows a stoner who ever does little more than sit around, eat your cornflakes then fall asleep?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Me.

I know me, who sits around watching everyone else do that, and then ends up awake till 3am again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Haha

then you get to watch late night poker and quiz TV.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

You're more likely to end up like the guy in the advert

if you're taking prescription medication.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)