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# No, it was on the soundtrack of the film I was watching whilst using my noise-reduction
headphones IN FIRST FUCKING CLASS!

Eat my airmiles & carbon footprint Motherfucker*!

*Not you, Prof....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *pauses* *confused*
HE'S TRYING TO CONFUSE US!

RUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!

*runs, arms flailing wildly, into a wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Funnily enough, there is a real (very small) risk from flying due to increased exposure to cosmic radiation.
But that's not as exciting as talking about governments killing us all.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# The only risk is from keeling over from Kidney Failure having drank the bar dry.
LA - London = real risk of this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Liver, dear boy. Liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# That's already long gone, I'm running on back-up organs now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Here's one for the consprationalists.
How did the Astronauts get through the Van Allen radiation belts with no adverse effects whilst travelling in what amounted to nothing more than a Campbell's soup tin with no radiation shielding (1)



(1)citation needed
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I was vaguely interested in that conspiracy.
I had a quick look and it seems most of the radiation is caused by alpha-emitters. A sheet of paper would be a fairly effective radiation shield against alpha particles.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# don't let facts
get in the way of a good story ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# It doesn't matter, the moon is a conspiracy anyway.
It's designed to distract us from The Truth.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)