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# For no particular reason
I want to show my new fail
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# He got a bit
carried away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Top failage.
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Fank U ver much!
More complicated than it ever feasibly should have been but I got there in the end...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Fact of the day:
the first escalator was in Harrods, and they gave the customers a tot of brandy at the top to calm their nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Am I too late?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# pfffft, that is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Now all I need is an epic fail...
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Haha top failage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :D
Creds to the old guy who made this all possible!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha :D
I have had an escalator fail before. I was dragged through a very small gap between a concrete pillar and the escalator rail, landing on my head when I came out the other side. It was embarrassing more than anything, as it was in a busy shopping centre.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# In about a 2 week period I found myself in that annoying situation where someone in front gets to the end of the escalator and stops dead to adjust themselves or somesuch, about 3 times,
then everybody behind has absolutely no choice but to squish into their behind, and then they look shocked and annoyed like 'how very dare you!'

Thankfully I've not had it since but the mong of some people can be quite amazing...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# haha - this
I make sure I give them a really good shove
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I lost my rag only once, with a young lass, purely 'cos after I HAD to shove past her she got really uppity about it like I'd just attempted rape or something,
I gave her a right gobful and told her to get some fecking common sense, silly cow...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# haha yes indeed
I don't really like going shopping, I get seething rage after a short while. I will never understand people who suddenly stop in a packed street. Thinking, walking and trying not to shit oneself, is sadly beyond some people.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# absolutely this
with added phone calls
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)