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# it tastes like love
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# So does petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I think my head just melted
umm
blip.tv/file/2002763/

edit : I haven't got a clue what these people are talking about but they seem so excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I should get back to my
umm things that I was doing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Let your love flow like a mountain stream
and let your love grow with the smallest of dreams
and let your love show and you know what I mean
It's the season
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Let me sign my name across your face
"With a chainsaw through your neck ...

Lalalaa ...."

- Kiki Dee
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# and smells like biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# and occasionally celery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Ohhhhh yeeeeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# i mean really, why celery?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Well I eat a lot of it, so it explains it for me.
Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# if i drink a lot of coffee
you can smell it coming out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# under used in cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# yes...
essential for a good stock.

I'm hesitating to join in the 'spunk tastes like celery' discussion above. This is safer ground.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I was talking about piss
spunk tastes of mothballs and BLEURGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# haha!
thanks for clearing that up!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# not tastes, smells!
it tastes like sweaty pva glue. with added cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ah!
so YOU meant spunk, then. You and Wow were at cross-puposes...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
wouldn't want to taste piss. wouldn't want to taste spunk again, either. once tried, never forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Piss tastes better than spunk.
Which is hardly fair, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# it's an evil trick
if a man can get you to down his wood glue, he knows he's got you under his thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I apologise
on behalf of mankind. You'd think evolution would have sorted that one out and made it taste of strawberry or something.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Pineapple also doesn't help
as much as other blokes tell you it will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# ah...
I'll give up my pineapple-only diet, then, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# or chocolate
anything but beans, bananas or custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# pffft!
"custard"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# also means you don't have to add salt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# indeed...
this cookery thread has been merged with the bodily fluids one. I'm all confused, now.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# cooking with cum
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# It has potential.
A friend of mine claimed you can fry it up like an egg, if you wank into a pan. He was a bit odd, though.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)