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# i am loving the biohazard sign
i shall soon be getting that tattooed on my person.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I think it would look best on your forehead.
Slighty off-centre.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# ah, the charlie manson look
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# oo, you have a person
do you get them at waitrose?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# there's nothing that can't be bought at waitrose
:D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# yes, at the deli counter.
seriously, if it came down to a question of survival, i'd be chasing you with a bottle of hoi sin sauce
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# my my lard I'd be more useful as a source of dripping
hmm, dripping
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i'd use you to baste someone skinny
their meat would surely be dry.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# stop talking dirty to me!
:D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# yay!
\o/
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# you love it, you slag!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Warning the menfolk in advance? :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# indeed.
they need some warning, poor buggers.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# One of my friends said she wants to get "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"
just above her vaginal lady parts.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# either she's getting it written really small
or she has a fanny like a bin bag
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# well I am renting it as an apartment currently
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# fully furnished?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# with G-spot furniture
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)