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# what's up?
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# :D
I love your drawings so hard!

I think you should do a special edition for me for my birthday exactly one week from today :D
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# i'll try and draw you something nice
or maybe something horrible, depends how i feel :D
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I want it hand drawn, on super high GSM paper
and I want it in my letterbox by Saturday, so I can open it on Sunday ;)
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# how about i draw it on a paper plane and throw it at your EYE
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# On my birthday?
That's not nice :(
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# you'll get a plane in the eye and like it
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Funnily enough, yes, that has made me happy :D
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# You never drawd the things I asked for.
I can't even remember what it was but you didn't.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# i think you might have asked for something that made no sense
if you throw words at me and they just get clogged in my mind i can't get them on paper
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I founds it.
I wanted your happy cats to recreate the Singing in the rain rape scene from A Clockwork Orange.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# i've seen that film like once and i can barely remember it
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Just your cats dressed in the hats and stuff holding back a lady cat, then one of them spinning the scissors around his finger doing dancings and whistling.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=faML0QvVb2A

It would be. FUCKING. AWESOME.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I concur.
That would be fucking awesome!
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# haha why would it be it sounds awful
well, dancing and whistling while spinning scissors sounds fun
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# CHEERY CAT RAPE!
FUCKING CHEERY CAT RAPE MAN!!!
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# It would be the best thing since MacBeth cats
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Out Damn Spot....
Spot? The Dog? Where?
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# haha
i like their :< faces
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Crazy cat woman did fucking loads of them!
www.literary-cat.cwc.net/Homepage.htm

Bah the site seems to be down at the moment.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# aw
i think i've seen them before anyway
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I think this pic,
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# cats in hats with bats
looking menacing
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Don't listen to him.
Cheery rape scene.

CHEERY RAPE SCENE!
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Oo, I second this request whole-heartedly.
:)

Also I clicked your kitty picture up there because it made my face go like this: :D
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# one of those "situation went out of your depth/control" evenings
driving a transit van for the first time today I got it stuck on a hilly windy lane in the middle of nowhere, at midnight, the exhaust got stuck in a bank so the engine wouldn't start till I had to dig the mud out with practically my bare hands, and then with a friend (who owns the van) trying to get it unstuck from the bank - had to get lots of rocks to get some grip
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# :(
move closer towards the left hand side of this chart to achieve happy bunnyhood
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I was driving the van home alone
leaving him & family+friends camping out on a hill, so had to call him for help to get unstuck, and then he got a call from the camp saying some drunk twunts who were camping nearby were 'in the vicinity' which severely increased the urgency to get the van unstuck and him to get back and tell them to fuck off

finally managed it, but it left me somewhat shaken - don't like driving at the best of times, prefer my own two wheels of my electric bike
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# were the drunks a threat of some sort?
the way you say "in the vicinity" makes me think they're armed in some way
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# not armed, just didn't want drunken teenagers around when there are young children sleeping
I'll find out tomorrow what happened/didn't happen when I drive back
hopefully it was an uneventful situation
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# nothing like a big glass of vodka to smooth nerves
;)
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)