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# PLZ POST AWESUM FLUFF!
I've had a really bad evening and need to see things which are the opposite of bad/horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# this is the fluffiest thing i have

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# thank you :)
this is probably my favourite fluff image I made (I wish it were a real product you could buy)

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwww!
They never looked so cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# my 2nd fluffiest image
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# "It's cancer. Sowwi"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# what's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# :D
I love your drawings so hard!

I think you should do a special edition for me for my birthday exactly one week from today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# i'll try and draw you something nice
or maybe something horrible, depends how i feel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I want it hand drawn, on super high GSM paper
and I want it in my letterbox by Saturday, so I can open it on Sunday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# how about i draw it on a paper plane and throw it at your EYE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# On my birthday?
That's not nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# you'll get a plane in the eye and like it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Funnily enough, yes, that has made me happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# You never drawd the things I asked for.
I can't even remember what it was but you didn't.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# i think you might have asked for something that made no sense
if you throw words at me and they just get clogged in my mind i can't get them on paper
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I founds it.
I wanted your happy cats to recreate the Singing in the rain rape scene from A Clockwork Orange.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# i've seen that film like once and i can barely remember it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Just your cats dressed in the hats and stuff holding back a lady cat, then one of them spinning the scissors around his finger doing dancings and whistling.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=faML0QvVb2A

It would be. FUCKING. AWESOME.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I concur.
That would be fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# haha why would it be it sounds awful
well, dancing and whistling while spinning scissors sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# CHEERY CAT RAPE!
FUCKING CHEERY CAT RAPE MAN!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# It would be the best thing since MacBeth cats
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Out Damn Spot....
Spot? The Dog? Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# haha
i like their :< faces
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Crazy cat woman did fucking loads of them!
www.literary-cat.cwc.net/Homepage.htm

Bah the site seems to be down at the moment.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# aw
i think i've seen them before anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I think this pic,
with your cats would be utter aces!

www.caliqo.com/ebay/hats_masks_gloves/clockwork_orange02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# cats in hats with bats
looking menacing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Don't listen to him.
Cheery rape scene.

CHEERY RAPE SCENE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Oo, I second this request whole-heartedly.
:)

Also I clicked your kitty picture up there because it made my face go like this: :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# one of those "situation went out of your depth/control" evenings
driving a transit van for the first time today I got it stuck on a hilly windy lane in the middle of nowhere, at midnight, the exhaust got stuck in a bank so the engine wouldn't start till I had to dig the mud out with practically my bare hands, and then with a friend (who owns the van) trying to get it unstuck from the bank - had to get lots of rocks to get some grip
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# :(
move closer towards the left hand side of this chart to achieve happy bunnyhood
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I was driving the van home alone
leaving him & family+friends camping out on a hill, so had to call him for help to get unstuck, and then he got a call from the camp saying some drunk twunts who were camping nearby were 'in the vicinity' which severely increased the urgency to get the van unstuck and him to get back and tell them to fuck off

finally managed it, but it left me somewhat shaken - don't like driving at the best of times, prefer my own two wheels of my electric bike
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# were the drunks a threat of some sort?
the way you say "in the vicinity" makes me think they're armed in some way
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# not armed, just didn't want drunken teenagers around when there are young children sleeping
I'll find out tomorrow what happened/didn't happen when I drive back
hopefully it was an uneventful situation
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# nothing like a big glass of vodka to smooth nerves
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# FLUFF!

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Fine... I'll take my fluff elsewhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Here you go
This is my only (I promise) plush monster:

I bought him because he was at once the most pissed off and the most pathetic (being sold as a doggy chew toy for two bucks) stuffed animal I'd ever seen, and as a retail worker I identified completely.

Also, while he vaguely resembles Eeyore, his nose is clearly a plaid and electric blue circumcised cock.

The retail job is gone but I still like him.


(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:40, archived)
# OK.
Have a bunny!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# that bunny aint got a clue what's goin on
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I know, fucking rabbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# what purpose are rabbits?
I never understood them, dumb defenceless creatures, much like the dodo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# they raise the Adorability Factor of the location they're in
as Adorability Factor rises, general happiness in the area rises and the number of deaths and injuries decreases - but only up to a certain threshold. once the threshold is hit deaths and injuries dramatically increase to bring the factor back down again.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I know, they make nice stew though!
Guinea Pigs on the other hand are fucking awesome! Growing up we had lots of them, and at one point we had 8 as a result of one of them getting pregnant. They used to walk through the house in a big long line, one behind the other. They were super awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# did yours ever go upstairs?
we had guineapigs as kids and yeah they were great, except cleaning out their cages and them eating any sort of paper they could get their paws on

one time we couldn't find one in the garden and discovered it had made it's way into the house and up two flights of stairs to it's cage!

the same one would love to lie down on it's side in front of a gas fire, till you walked round the corner and it got up and scurried off in it's usual guineapig clumsiness
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# this is some awesome fluff


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I CAN SEE FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# those hips were made for rearing children
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# And on a similar vein, the fluffiest pearoast I can rustle up on such short notice is probably this
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Have a lucky ducky

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# ducks are ace
I still have an un-eaten duck from easter
made from dark Belgium chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# There is no time like the present for chocolate ducks!
I say scoff him headfirst. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# you're absolutely right
*grabs packet with chocolate duck & tucks in*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# SMILE!
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# LEAVE IT!
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I sense more LOLBIRDS on the horizon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean
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and now I must be off. I have either to sleep or play bioshock until the racing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# K, CLK TO BIGGA IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Ha!
Big Fluffy Cat is Big! And Fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# my cheeriest thing

so i am told
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# YAY! I fucking love that animation!
the cheery arms of the glass when it's being filled is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# glad to be of service
now forget whatever it was pissing you off and make some funny stuff
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# I also like the line
used to denote the other side of the base looking like a frown, and the sloshing juice looking like a smile :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# haha theyre all so excited
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I finally found something which isn't weird or depressing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# too much fluff can be dangerous...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)