Fine... I'll take my fluff elsewhere :(
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:05,
archived)
Here you goThis is my only (I promise) plush monster:
I bought him because he was at once the most pissed off and the most pathetic (being sold as a doggy chew toy for two bucks) stuffed animal I'd ever seen, and as a retail worker I identified completely.
Also, while he vaguely resembles Eeyore, his nose is clearly a plaid and electric blue circumcised cock.
The retail job is gone but I still like him.
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Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:40,
archived)
I bought him because he was at once the most pissed off and the most pathetic (being sold as a doggy chew toy for two bucks) stuffed animal I'd ever seen, and as a retail worker I identified completely.
Also, while he vaguely resembles Eeyore, his nose is clearly a plaid and electric blue circumcised cock.
The retail job is gone but I still like him.