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# I know, fucking rabbits!
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# what purpose are rabbits?
I never understood them, dumb defenceless creatures, much like the dodo
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# they raise the Adorability Factor of the location they're in
as Adorability Factor rises, general happiness in the area rises and the number of deaths and injuries decreases - but only up to a certain threshold. once the threshold is hit deaths and injuries dramatically increase to bring the factor back down again.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I know, they make nice stew though!
Guinea Pigs on the other hand are fucking awesome! Growing up we had lots of them, and at one point we had 8 as a result of one of them getting pregnant. They used to walk through the house in a big long line, one behind the other. They were super awesome :D
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# did yours ever go upstairs?
we had guineapigs as kids and yeah they were great, except cleaning out their cages and them eating any sort of paper they could get their paws on

one time we couldn't find one in the garden and discovered it had made it's way into the house and up two flights of stairs to it's cage!

the same one would love to lie down on it's side in front of a gas fire, till you walked round the corner and it got up and scurried off in it's usual guineapig clumsiness
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)