I've been having a period recently
where I've had loads of ham and cheese sandwiches, with lashings of Coleman's English and layered with a bag of chunion or ready salted. Crisps are made for butties.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:51,
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Anybody who has bothered to read the replies when I do a DTF
would see me time and time again suggesting that a portion of crisps are to be used as an extra filling for any butty.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:12,
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eugh!
surely a period would just make the crisps soggy.
*bokes*
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:04,
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