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# have you met my new pig?
he's an animal, you know. he's also gay, but please don't mock him as he's deeply religious and may be offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Pixel pixel pixel pixel :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# nothing else would upload
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I think your internets may be brokens
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# nope
b3ta wouldn't let me upload it as a jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# .png?
use b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# for this piece of shit?
too much like hard work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# it takes a few seconds :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# can't be arsed
sinus headache :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# :(
Bummer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# fucking stupid flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# If it's any consolation Im fucking starving!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# i ate a maple pecan danish before
now i feel bloaty. i can't even eat my lovely homemade soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Ive got about £5 to last me til sunday
then I get monies :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# 20p noodles and a lifestyle loaf
that should last you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Ive been living off pasta and toats for lunch
But im fucking bored of it, that and Im really lethargic due to having no decent food in about 2 months :S

I cant wait for loan day! Mexican will be cooked :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# have you tried foraging?
a fine soup can be made with nettles, wild garlic and wild watercress, all of which are about right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I live in sheffield, Like in the centre(ish)
and I dont have time to forrage :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# you don't know what you're missing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# As am I,
But I'm not sure if there's anything to eat which won't make me a fat bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
which won't make me a fat bastard. in my house
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# he looks like a FAG and he's artifacted to SHIT
FUCK HIS RELIGION TOO
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Fucking lossy pig whore.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# he's a seventh-day advent porkist
he forgives you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Does he play Honkey tonk with a prawn Cracker?
Is he any good at building Snowmen with the Milky bar kid?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# yes
and yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Whitey.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Black sunglasses?
Tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# white just wouldn't work
it doesn't scare the sun as well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# i like easily offended, gay, cigar-smoking animals
come'ere baby:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# beware
those teats are implants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# : D
loverly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# thankee
that lipstick doesn't smudge, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# THIS IS HALLAL
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# praise be to allah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# You should send a copy to these guys
www.kpig.com/ a very good radio station (and they collect swine art.)

media.musictoday.com/store/bands/415/product_medium/KPAS03.JPG for a better view of their logo
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)