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# I saw an actual real life red squiggle in real life the other day
turns out their tits are a lot smaller in real life... and they have like 8 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Can you confirm
it was real life for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# how?
the best I can do is say "in real life" a lot to give the illusion that it really happened. Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I was just thinking
you could say: I can confirm it was real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I can confirm it was real life
.... or was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# If there were lots of clocks and flying equations, it was probably another dimension...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# hmmm
I was sitting in my car... and we were driving through Kielder Forest... deep in the heart of Northumberland, although still on the border with Scotland...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hang on... in the heart of Northumberland, but near the border...
*quantums*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I can confirm it!
vimeo.com/1045076
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# How cute is that??
100% British Beef Squirrel!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Most life forms have smaller tits that the JJ drawings of them...
Though the quantity on offer may equate the same breasty volume as a whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
so - if we made a squirrel with fake tits filled with the surgically removed tits of thousands of other squirrels... we'd bet getting close.

Sounds like something for the newsletter to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# bastards
I'm going to go to bed tonight with visions of a red squirrel with furry Jordanesque breasts now.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Lucky you...
I only get visits from grey squirrels in my dreams...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I may even have
to shop that
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *gets surgical gloves, chloroform, silicone and small mammal sized scalpel*
*heads off to Epping Forest*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)