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# I was in an actual art gallery the other day
... must have wandered in or something by mistake or whatever y'nah wha ah meen? init.

anyway - bananas injected with piss. £15k

Let's review the post. I was in the Edinburgh Gallery of Modern Art - through choice - and one of the exhibits was a bunch of bananas on a window sill slowly going bad. It transpires that they were an exhibit (not someone's lunch) and they they were 'worth' £15k
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Know the difference between me and most modern artists?
fine art degree and pride. Guess which one I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Fine art degree.
I've seen your doodles.
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# That's a lovely thing to say.
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# He was being smutty...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# ahh the fine art degree
they should have a module on working in oddbins
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# they also had a Dermian Hirts exhibition
... had I not just finished reading The Emperor's New Clothes I might have been more impressed... as it was

*thumbs down*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# So were the bananas injected with piss or not?
If they were, would they be worth more than NOT being injected with piss?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# well - when I saw them I
self consciously didn't go and look at them in case they were the security guard's lunch or something - also I know what bananas on a window sill look like because I have exactly that at home. Today I was reading the paper and they had a heart warming article about how a mother was all upset because one of her little darlings was told off for trying to eat an exhibit... and it detailed how the bananas were injected with urine and worth £15k
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# was it unicorn urine?

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# certainly didn't taste like it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh ffs
*Shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# apart from you
everyone in this story is an advert for genocide
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# :D
or at the very least enforced sterilisation...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)