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# MAGNET!
magnet!

NSFF

(not safe for fingers, involves slight* finger end squishing)

*values of slight vary from total to complete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# oi you, have a top tip
WIFE BEATERS. When hitting your wife, get hold of a crocodile, a string of sausages and a policeman to recreate some of that seaside magic for the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hello miss
can't I put a nice set of magnets around them?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# yes
EARN BIG money by displaying a “How's My Driving?” sign on your car, along with an 0906 number ( £1.50 per minute) which you can aquire through BT. Then simply drive around town like a complete arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# haha
I love you, I might do that

but first I must steal a car and put that sign on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# don't love me, love the readers of viz magazine
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# 'kin ell
thats some magnet!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I gauss that it is
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# it's the way I tesla them!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# NO, NOT THIS TIME
We played this game a few days ago. It was all fun and games, til magnets took my eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Fawking hell
evil magnets are evil
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# A magnet, most fucking, most shitty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# fingernails are an annoying inconvenience
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# not any more for this chap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)