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# haha!
Ace! I've just booked my first ever driving lesson, maybe these will be available by the time I pass my test :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# congratumalations
:)

hopefully it all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Thank you Proffy :)
I'm sure it will be hideous. Keep an eye on the news for learner-driver-related terror and catastrophe in the Kent area in the next few weeks :S
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# no no no
nothing to be afeared of... just take it slowly and go easy on yourself. Clutch work will be hard at first but in no time at all you'll get the hang of it. There is absolutely no reason why everybody shouldn't aspire to be a good driver.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# just give the examiner a look at your goodies
This is how all womens pass their test*


*100% facts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# they do the funky gibbon?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# scratch that
that sounds even more lewd than griffy's suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# but would make an exciting new addition to the test
Now then Miss Smith, when I bash my clipboard on the dashboard, I would like you to perform the Funky Gibbon as if Bill Oddy, Graham Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor have just ridden out in front of you on a tridem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# after that we'll give the emergency giant kitten another go
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)