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# The Stig didn't like the handling in the corners,
it kept on wandering off to munch the grass
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!
"...and coming round to Gambon - Oh No! He's gone straight off into the lettuce!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# haha
sounds like saladpr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# haha!
Ace! I've just booked my first ever driving lesson, maybe these will be available by the time I pass my test :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# congratumalations
:)

hopefully it all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Thank you Proffy :)
I'm sure it will be hideous. Keep an eye on the news for learner-driver-related terror and catastrophe in the Kent area in the next few weeks :S
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# no no no
nothing to be afeared of... just take it slowly and go easy on yourself. Clutch work will be hard at first but in no time at all you'll get the hang of it. There is absolutely no reason why everybody shouldn't aspire to be a good driver.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# just give the examiner a look at your goodies
This is how all womens pass their test*


*100% facts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# they do the funky gibbon?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# scratch that
that sounds even more lewd than griffy's suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# but would make an exciting new addition to the test
Now then Miss Smith, when I bash my clipboard on the dashboard, I would like you to perform the Funky Gibbon as if Bill Oddy, Graham Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor have just ridden out in front of you on a tridem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# after that we'll give the emergency giant kitten another go
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# That's fucking wonderful :D
entirely well shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# haha nicely ;)
Have a chocolate caykie pea
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ooOooOooooooo
thats ace. whats the mileage like and how fast doe s it take to do 0 - 60 ?
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# the milage is great
but 0-60 is only good if you rate it in inches per hour
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# and your going
down a hill
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# WONDERFUL
please put some happy people in it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# just one happy person is enough
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# haha the sheer g-forces involved
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahahha, top 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# It's the best way to travel!

(Fly Projector, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# that's pretty much how my Peugeot accelerates
I was round your gaff this weekend for a tasty Sundy lunch. You are at the one by Homebase and not the one by Blockbusters, right?

For some reason, we only seem to eat burgers when the Monopoly thing is on. I think we just like playing with the little stickers.

It's like Kinder Surprise for fat grown-ups.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I was at the one in town
and spent a while at the one by homebase for a bit, but don't work for them any more... I had a genuine man-hating lesbian boss that made life intolerable, so i walked
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# good for you
Having just walked from a very bad job myself, I applaud your actions. Shit bosses are shit.

is that why you're able to be here in the daytime now?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I was on wierd all over the time hours
world of warcrack keeps me busy most of my free time at the mo tho.

I do keep looking in here regularly, and occasionally shop something, but not as prolifically as I used to
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)