From what I can gather the pub rule is to piss all over the floorthus ensuring that anyone wearing something longer that hotpant gets a piss soaked trouser hem for the rest of the night.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42,
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It's one of the reasons I don't work in pubs any moreI'm fed up of men's toilets. I wouldn't mind, but everyone that goes in pubs is over the age of three and you've all got DIRECTABLE NOZZLES.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43,
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Exactly...I can only conclude there is an element of choice in the matter as I have never pissed on the floor / seat / walls, either accidentally or deliberately.
That said, your gender manage to piss in some odd places too considering you sit OVER the blummin' pot...
(That said, your gender manage to piss in some odd places too considering you sit OVER the blummin' pot...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46,
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So I've heard, although I've been lucky enough to not really encounter other ladies' spillageand I always manage to get it all in the loo myself. Mummy, WOW, I'm a big girl now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48,
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Yay for us!We can pee properly!
*glees*
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50,
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*high piss five* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51,
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*attempts**puts hip out*
owwww...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:52,
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