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# He's not heavy, he's my brother.

Iain Bent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# brotherhood does not instantly ensure a trim figure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Bent Coppers:
Ian and Iain Bent are brothers and are both policemen. One is corrupt and one is gay. Both of them are afflicted by curvature of the spine. And they're made of copper. They're law enforcement robots from the future.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# in the future, names are rationed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# More people
less names to go round.

It makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Fruit and Nut
Ian Fruit and Iain Nut are flatmates. Ian Fruit is allergic to nuts while Iain Nut is allergic to fruit. Ian Fruit is a homosexual whilst Iain Nut is criminally insane. Each week Iain Nut puts pieces of fruit and nut chocolate in both their food.

With hilarious consequences.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# BBC 3 would buy bothof them
as long either Horden and Corne or Ralf Little appear in them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)