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# You never know until you try...
Just whip out a tube of KY and give 'em a sly wink... they'll be yours.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I'm close to just trying that with everyone I meet or already vaugely know
it's not as if I give a stuff if they tell me to go away, I probably already don't like them
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Not even liking someone and not caring what they think
is the first step in any healthy relationship...

Give it a whirl, you might get lucky.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ok there's maybe three choices:
1. The asian one with smaller boobs than me (even after my moobs have shrunk considerably)
2. The cross eyed one
3. The frigging annoying one.
And what next after I get 1. cried at 2. given the evil eye 3. kicked in the jatz crackers?
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Try for all three...
Small boobs are stil better than no boobs at all, cross-eyed is in no place to have high standards so should be ripe for the picking and frigging annoying won't be so annoying once naked.


God I hope my wife isn't reading this.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I actually like the crosseyed one
and really fancied the irritating one a year ago. been miserable ever since I walked past her a few weeks ago. I sortof finally forgot about her and then she has to reappear.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# So start taking the piss out of her... playful banter like...
Then, once you've established a reputation for saying nasty / outlandish things, you can quite openly ask to put your cock in her mouth to keep her quiet, and no-one will berate you for it.

Bonus being, she might* suddenly become all lusty and agree to it.

*won't
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# That just gave me the reputation for being a grumpy rude arsehole
I must have done it wrong.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Evidently...
You need to do it in a flirty, 'I'm joking' kind of way...

If you get it right then...

erm...

I don't know, it's never worked for me either.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)