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# Sorry for the TJ (my work laptop is making your [no doubt] lovely pix redex at me)
But I'm upset, and require some main board lovin'.

I just made one of my occasional ventures onto the /talk board, posting something I thought was kinda cute, sweet, possibly worth discussing.

The first reply was 'Fuck off'.

Downhill from there.

(Chungo stood up for me, though!)

Please tell me I'm still allowed on the internet.

(*EDIT* Thanks, all! You're lovely. Yes, you.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# You're still allowed on the internet.
My understanding is that the talk board has a daily quota of "Fuck off" replies and if they don't meet it something unspecified happens. It's like the second season of Lost.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Fuck off











Only joking! /board loves you really
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Haha!
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# not all us /talkers are like that.
But we're a dying breed there.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# haha
i think /talk is like GTA for people bullied as kids taking revenge on society :P
(JoePesky, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# No offense, but that was kind of a lame thread.
Then again it's like finding a turd in a sea of fluid excrement.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Oh, c'mon.
Haven't you ever fallen instantly in love with someone on the radio and wanted to tell someone about it straight away?

Where's your heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I haven't! You damn weirdo. :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Everyone takes the threads too seriously. On both boards.
I know everyone gets upset when we compare this site to 4chan, but really the beauty of 4chan is only possible because it's so full of tedious, retarded shit.

I do find Gilgamesh's moaning funny, but everyone else on that board needs to get over themselves. It's a fucking text based website. Who the fuck cares.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I like some 4chan boards.
Anonymity helps though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)
# go and create lots of new threads with the title TALK IS WANK etc....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# There I started one for you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Ok I started a few....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# AW, I just took a quick look back there,
and you've conducted a mini-offensive!

Shucks.

I laughed.

(I usually laugh when /talk doods post nightmare pics on the main board, too)

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# i am truley sorry for your lots
here:
www.pighealth.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# arf
same here.....couldn't be arsed ever goin'back:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# stay calm, the waaaaaaaaaaaaahmbulance is on the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# OH GILGAMESH! THEY ARE MEAN! VALIDATE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)