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# No, which god?
There are some I might not wish to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Mazda
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)
#
LOL THESE GUYS WORSHIP CARS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# FEEL THE RTA
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Martin Short totally should have got that role
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I fell in love with a Parsi once
 
BUT SHE WAS A WEED WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)
# An Iranian girl was chasing me for a little while
BUT SHE HAD SERIOUS BAGGAGE AND KEPT WRITING ME LETTERS SAYING THAT SHE WASN'T JUST INTERESTED IN ME BECAUSE MY DAD IS RICH (my dad isn't rich, even by iranian standards)

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)
# nobody chases me anymore
MAYBE BECAUSE I'M SUCH A PUSSYTEASE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# yeah, me neither.
 
I AM SO OUT OF EVERYBODY'S FUCKING LEAGUE THESE DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# SHE'S A WEED WHORE
 
www.ween.net/weed-whore.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Oh that's fine, no worries there.
Conversation might be illuminating, as opposed to
illuminating me with lightning bolts and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I wish I could punch god in the face
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# You can!
Two simple steps:

1) believe in God

2) punch him in the face

Easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9397222
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Cyrille Regis.
(A minority faith, I admit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)