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# My take on Religion!
(Fly Projector, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# religion is some kind of space exploration vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# get in the rocket, gronkpan, we're off to see god
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Amen."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Remember to bring him his tea bags, HP Sauce and back issues of Amateur Photographer, or he'll be cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I prefer bulldog sauce
it's not so clovey
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Hmm, I'll check that out.
Since they recently shifted production of HP Sauce from my neck of the woods to Holland, for no good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# bulldog sauce is the japanese version
they go nuts for HP over there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Really?
Now my knowledge of Japanese cuisine is pretty limited, but I can't see it going well with HP.
You surprise me, G!
We've learnt something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# They do lots of schnitzel-type dishes
and fried chicken
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Ah. Now it begins to make a bit more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# The magenta rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# No, which god?
There are some I might not wish to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Mazda
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)
#
LOL THESE GUYS WORSHIP CARS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# FEEL THE RTA
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Martin Short totally should have got that role
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I fell in love with a Parsi once
 
BUT SHE WAS A WEED WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)
# An Iranian girl was chasing me for a little while
BUT SHE HAD SERIOUS BAGGAGE AND KEPT WRITING ME LETTERS SAYING THAT SHE WASN'T JUST INTERESTED IN ME BECAUSE MY DAD IS RICH (my dad isn't rich, even by iranian standards)

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)
# nobody chases me anymore
MAYBE BECAUSE I'M SUCH A PUSSYTEASE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# yeah, me neither.
 
I AM SO OUT OF EVERYBODY'S FUCKING LEAGUE THESE DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# SHE'S A WEED WHORE
 
www.ween.net/weed-whore.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Oh that's fine, no worries there.
Conversation might be illuminating, as opposed to
illuminating me with lightning bolts and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I wish I could punch god in the face
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# You can!
Two simple steps:

1) believe in God

2) punch him in the face

Easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9397222
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Cyrille Regis.
(A minority faith, I admit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)
# so is LSD for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# this explains alot...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# SHOOT IT INTO SPACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Also I had an awesome idea
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post410314
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# This may cut back on magenta cocks though!
(Fly Projector, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# well, if you post more than 700 in a week then maybe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Well it's a great idea!
...i wish i could produce that many a week!
(Fly Projector, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I HAVE ENDORSED THIS PROPOSITION
 
ALSO COULD WE FIX IT SO ANYBODY WHO SAYS GLOMP OR SMOOSH IS INSTANTLY I.P. B&
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Please forgive my ignorance,
but what is glomp?

That one seems to've passed me by.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# apparently it means you are tackling someone with a hug.
through your keyboard and phone line.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Doesn't sound too bad to me.
Is it insufferably cute or something?

And this is such a fluffeh-friendly place!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
# It's a good rule of thumb
that when people start shouting ningles and glomps, the board is about to get shit for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:34, archived)
# It's like "/Talk-lite" --less filling and no flavour.
Not that we on gayshift are not chatty, but the image
count drops seriously in the mornings. I've seen the
whole page as low as only the top one per thread on
several occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)
# That would be fine if they were actually talking about things
rather than saying they didn't want to be at work and needed a hug
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Let's leave the last word with urbandictionary:
 
"35.   glomp
a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink."

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=3&term=glomp
I like definition 21, too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:41, archived)
# GOOD MAN.
 
YOU ARE UNLIKELY TO BE B&
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)