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# Please forgive my ignorance,
but what is glomp?

That one seems to've passed me by.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# apparently it means you are tackling someone with a hug.
through your keyboard and phone line.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Doesn't sound too bad to me.
Is it insufferably cute or something?

And this is such a fluffeh-friendly place!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
# It's a good rule of thumb
that when people start shouting ningles and glomps, the board is about to get shit for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:34, archived)
# It's like "/Talk-lite" --less filling and no flavour.
Not that we on gayshift are not chatty, but the image
count drops seriously in the mornings. I've seen the
whole page as low as only the top one per thread on
several occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)
# That would be fine if they were actually talking about things
rather than saying they didn't want to be at work and needed a hug
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Let's leave the last word with urbandictionary:
 
"35.   glomp
a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink."

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=3&term=glomp
I like definition 21, too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:41, archived)
# GOOD MAN.
 
YOU ARE UNLIKELY TO BE B&
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)