YOUR tadpoles? Your tadpoles?
you can't, like, own tadpole man, they're one of Earth's creatures and, as such, are open to digestion by other animals what are bigger faster and hungrier.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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it's like Sticky Toffee Pudding and me
... the STP has a right to a fair trial, but I just eat it nom nom nom because I am the natural predator of a wild sticky toffee pudding and it can't defend itself.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:10,
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unless its fresh out the oven/microwave
in which case its red hot napalm lava attack is pretty devastating
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:12,
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yes
I see you are familiar with this foe...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:22,
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This problem is easily solved though
with the help of some premium vanilla ice cream
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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yes
quick - let us charter an expedition to the vanilla mines of Venezuela and bring back silks and spices the likes of which you have only dream ... of
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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