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# Fooking cats, STOP TRYING TO EAT MY TADPOLES :-(

Bloody things won't leave my pond alone
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
woooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# have you considered hexing a tin of tuna
and leaving it out for them... they'll eat the hexed tuna and the bad juju with be digested into their bodies and they become hexed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Good sciences :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# the science of juju
is experiencing an upsurge of interest at the moment... because people want to hex their bankers. I personally have cursed 17 one pence pieces and sent them out into general circulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# d'you think you could manage one more?
I got me a vendetta...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# for you
I'll curse a 50 pence piece and wrap it in an aged tobacco leaf... when you're ready remove the protective leaf and hand over the coin. Try to remember only to touch the edges if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'll wear my extra special gloves.
Thanks poppet :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# phwoarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# also if you do end up feeling bad juju
then smoke the tobacco leaf or cut it into shreds and infuse it in your bath water... sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I predict you will be a big hit at medical school
You genius of the juju, you :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha :)
I feel fucked today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# So do many who were at our bash over the weekend.
We recorded this. Anyone fancy doing some graphics for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll listen to it when it's less painful for me to do so:P

EDIT I worry myself sometime. I was searching my b3tards for something and found this I made for my absence to the Derby bash.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
bingybangbongy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Good innit?
Wrut by Donkey Gums, Produced by Vintage, Singists, Crazy Jude & WW, L Space & Moo, Choir included cr3, TFS, and many more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# And i wasn't even drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha, that's shocking :D
was hoping to pop by, but I ran out of time and may well have contracted Swine Flu so thought best not.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# No worries.
We had a spot of that anyway. Over there.
b3ta.com/talk/6108699
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Does that mean you couldn't eat bacon?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# HaHa
Send it to Stephen Hawking, it'll cheer him up after his recent problems
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# arrggh why? that's horrendous
 
this is how you do it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xkmt_tAoCU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Poor kitty
How is everyone this wet and cold morning?

I'm getting increasingly annoyed as I need a new watch and saw one I really like on scumBay so thought I'd have a punt. That was around 50 minutes ago and I'm still trying to pay for the bloody thing because the seller is using a custom order system before paypal and it's taking around 15 minutes to load each page.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
mmm tasty, tasty tadpoles
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# cat eating tadpoles?
Are you sure its not the other fish?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ^
Goldfish will eat anything tasty that they can get into their mouth, tadpoles are fair game
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# There are no fish, only frogs, tadpoles and snails
My pond is a black wriggling mass of tadpoles and I just watched a cat trying to scoop some out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# YOUR tadpoles? Your tadpoles?
you can't, like, own tadpole man, they're one of Earth's creatures and, as such, are open to digestion by other animals what are bigger faster and hungrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# it's like Sticky Toffee Pudding and me
... the STP has a right to a fair trial, but I just eat it nom nom nom because I am the natural predator of a wild sticky toffee pudding and it can't defend itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# unless its fresh out the oven/microwave
in which case its red hot napalm lava attack is pretty devastating
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# yes
I see you are familiar with this foe...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# This problem is easily solved though
with the help of some premium vanilla ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# yes
quick - let us charter an expedition to the vanilla mines of Venezuela and bring back silks and spices the likes of which you have only dream ... of
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Better it's eating the tadpoles than leaving half dead frogs on your bed in a few months time
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# heheheheh! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)