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# Ace shop
Though I am not a Lee Evans fan. His high voice, nervous jerkiness and sweat problem annoy me.

Bruce Lee was cooler than Jackie Chan.

/opinions on the internets lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# And his sweatiness
buckets and buckets of sweat.
D:

Edit: but woosome shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# His sweat could be used to
provide clean, safe drinking water to an entire African village.

Seriously though, you think after all this time he would wear suits that don't show it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Or simply get it medically addressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Or other people should get over the sweat thing.
Those stage lights are fucking hot. If you've never stood under them you've no idea. Plus hes under the monster size ones.

If you've ever stood in front of a crowd doing standup, Teh fear makes you sweat even more. And with his shite act the fear must be worse :)

As an side - I was in Thailand, it was 35c - I hadn't met another English person in 6months. The first U.K. girl I met whilst in a bar made a sarcastic comment about my sweat patches. - Studpid Bitch.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# How come no other comedian sweats like he does, then?
The guy is a freak, and should be treated as such - stared at as an entertainment and then shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Fair point well made.
He fucked up the film The 5th Element for me and Something about Mary.
Shoot him.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# watch the robin williams live standup
puddles.

he is very "energetic" in his performance style. a lot of comedians aren't
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Sweat patches are fine and normal
When you need to change your suit after 35 minutes because it's almost dripping all over then there must be something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Lee Evans is awful
I've no idea why he is so popular; but he can pack out the O2 so well done.Not My bag man.


Bruce Lee was a fighter. His fantastic skills allowed him to make Kung-fu films that are only good because of him.
Jackie Chan was a circus performer. His fantastic skills enabled him to make much better more rounded films after Bruce.
I remember Jackie in an interview going. Bruce Lee will alway be faster. Alway be the better. Even if he not. You cannot fight a ghost. He then went on to say that Bruce did wonders for Kong-Kong cinema. FYI - Jackie’s brother was the guy who did the famous back flip in Bruce’s film because Bruce Less couldn’t. Didn’t have years of being beating in a circus I guess.

Both are great. Lee Evens isn’t!
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Wrong.
Lee Evans used to be an under 21's champion feather weight boxer. I've personally seen him floor someone with one punch.

*blows raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I knew he was a boxer.
That wasn't my point.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# You have pictures of him all over you bedroom wall
waxdart and Evans sitting in a tree...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)