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# Bruce Lee Evans
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Mornin' Mrs!
:D Sorry about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Not a problem at all
Totally worth it :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Ace shop
Though I am not a Lee Evans fan. His high voice, nervous jerkiness and sweat problem annoy me.

Bruce Lee was cooler than Jackie Chan.

/opinions on the internets lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# And his sweatiness
buckets and buckets of sweat.
D:

Edit: but woosome shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# His sweat could be used to
provide clean, safe drinking water to an entire African village.

Seriously though, you think after all this time he would wear suits that don't show it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Or simply get it medically addressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Or other people should get over the sweat thing.
Those stage lights are fucking hot. If you've never stood under them you've no idea. Plus hes under the monster size ones.

If you've ever stood in front of a crowd doing standup, Teh fear makes you sweat even more. And with his shite act the fear must be worse :)

As an side - I was in Thailand, it was 35c - I hadn't met another English person in 6months. The first U.K. girl I met whilst in a bar made a sarcastic comment about my sweat patches. - Studpid Bitch.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# How come no other comedian sweats like he does, then?
The guy is a freak, and should be treated as such - stared at as an entertainment and then shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Fair point well made.
He fucked up the film The 5th Element for me and Something about Mary.
Shoot him.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# watch the robin williams live standup
puddles.

he is very "energetic" in his performance style. a lot of comedians aren't
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Sweat patches are fine and normal
When you need to change your suit after 35 minutes because it's almost dripping all over then there must be something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Lee Evans is awful
I've no idea why he is so popular; but he can pack out the O2 so well done.Not My bag man.


Bruce Lee was a fighter. His fantastic skills allowed him to make Kung-fu films that are only good because of him.
Jackie Chan was a circus performer. His fantastic skills enabled him to make much better more rounded films after Bruce.
I remember Jackie in an interview going. Bruce Lee will alway be faster. Alway be the better. Even if he not. You cannot fight a ghost. He then went on to say that Bruce did wonders for Kong-Kong cinema. FYI - Jackie’s brother was the guy who did the famous back flip in Bruce’s film because Bruce Less couldn’t. Didn’t have years of being beating in a circus I guess.

Both are great. Lee Evens isn’t!
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Wrong.
Lee Evans used to be an under 21's champion feather weight boxer. I've personally seen him floor someone with one punch.

*blows raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I knew he was a boxer.
That wasn't my point.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# You have pictures of him all over you bedroom wall
waxdart and Evans sitting in a tree...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahhahahahahahahaha!
nings ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ning Stevie!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Arrrrrr sweaty kung fu
Very well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# don't think
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

and so on.

top shop ninj; as per
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ... gers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Ta Prof!
You smasher ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# haha!
I know I'm seeing Lee Evans, but he keeps warping into Garth from Waynes World.

Sorry Ninj, very woo as usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Thank you Yam
You ok this miserable Monday lully? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Very well thanks my dear.
Are you well and happy and chipper?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ooh not bad ta!
My little puppy is still trying to eat me on a daily basis :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# PUPPY?!
Awww :)

pic?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Yam meet 'Meg'. Meg meet 'Yam'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# \o/
Hello Meg!

*ootchy coos and tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# \o/
Hello Yam...

*Rolls over and lets you tickle tummy*

...Meg does too...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# i hope that's your foot at the bottom (of the image)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# How many weeks are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# she's like
1,400 or summin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# 21 + 2
Scan on Thursday, VERY excited :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Congrats! :) :) :) :)

My betting is XY, there's been loads of girls lately, including Trellis TNG and mini-Doom... I think it's time for some boys.

/re-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I disagree
My bet is XX
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I disagree
I bet XY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *makes notes*
Would it help if I said I've already got an XY one, and I can't detect any differences this time around? Not that that's proof of anything...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Ah, well if it all feel the same this time
Then I bet XY.

Or XX & XY....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# touché....
I hadn't thought of that...

I'm sticking to my original bet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
Hmmm.... Let's make this bet a little more exciting shall we?

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *narrows eyes also*
What did you have in mind?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *hastily puts clothes back on*
I don't know actually...

Pint in Derby?

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Well, drink at any rate
It's a boy, I'll get 'em in. It's a girl, you do.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Done.
Mine's a Babycham.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I only drink Krug by the bottle
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# You reckon you'll get that in a pub in Derby....?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'll order it in in advance ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *takes out loan to cover drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# beadlehands
tip-top-shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning b3ta
'ning Britain, 'ning The World
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ta and ning Twig
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# in that order
... although you can only ning half of thw world because the rest of them are asleep and if you wake them up they'll be grumpty.

ningles chap - good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# good point
*whispers so as not to wake up the other half of the world*
was rather dull, saving myself and my cash for a trip to Belfast next weekend. How's you and yours?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# awesome
although I'm not broke as fuck and so saving also. Belfast is a lovely lovely lovely place. I predict merriment and joy... you international jet setter you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Enter the sweaty dragon!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# What are you doing with my mother in law?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I am frightened...
The combined energy of Bruce Lee and Lee Evans... nations would cower in fear.
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :D
:)
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)