This is true...REAL sad and lonely pervs that aren't getting any don't draw boobs.
They sit in darkened rooms with stacks of faded, stuck together Razzle magazines and bottles of Jack Daniels, crying gently while rocking backwards and forwards, trying to figure out where it all went wrong, and why no-one talks to them anymore. It's not like it used to, with friends and partners, somehow the good times all just evaporated and left this useless shell of a person with no hope, no future, no anything.
The rain outside seems to call to those people, to lure them into wearing dirty raincoats and loitering outside London Zoo, hoping to see that teenage mum they saw coming out of Spar last week, with the low slung trousers on. That's about as good as it gets these days, a cheap, grotty thrill at the hands of a stranger's pimply arse-crack.
(They sit in darkened rooms with stacks of faded, stuck together Razzle magazines and bottles of Jack Daniels, crying gently while rocking backwards and forwards, trying to figure out where it all went wrong, and why no-one talks to them anymore. It's not like it used to, with friends and partners, somehow the good times all just evaporated and left this useless shell of a person with no hope, no future, no anything.
The rain outside seems to call to those people, to lure them into wearing dirty raincoats and loitering outside London Zoo, hoping to see that teenage mum they saw coming out of Spar last week, with the low slung trousers on. That's about as good as it gets these days, a cheap, grotty thrill at the hands of a stranger's pimply arse-crack.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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I considered the internet / grooming route for this mini-Loach epic...but I felt more at home with analogue pr0n...
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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Yes, yes I do.stares at the river of rainwater leaking down the walls.
So much to do though.... So much to do.
(So much to do though.... So much to do.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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*adjusts "sigmund" spectacles*Very gutt Very gutt, We progress ya? Shall ve book you in for anozer session next week same time?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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I think I'd better...the meds aren't working very well.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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I'll have you know it's Gordon's and White Heatherdefinitely not Jack Daniels.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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Gordon's and White Heather sounds a little exotic....Is that some kind of Aussie brain zombification liquid?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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nope that's just my present alcohol stocksabout two gulps of each left, I need to visit a bottle-o soon.
Mixing them together is...interesting...
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:13,
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Mixing them together is...interesting...
Call it a science experiment and get paid to demonstrate the effects! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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Close enough.You may take my sordid tale and offer it to someone as your current job description.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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