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# I love shampoo adverts.
I don't know which is acer - the message of how low women's acceptance is perceived to be by the makers of the adverts, the presumption that using terms like 'contains strenghulum' is in any way convincing, or the women like wife #73 - the Jovavavavovovovich one - who tell their audience 'they're worth it'.

*fwaps*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Jovovovovich
is lovely. She can sell me unwanted hair products anytime. Also she loves Greggs pasties 100% FACT.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# She is owned by me and therefore my property.
So hands off.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I am truly amazed by them all, every time I see one
I think some sociology person could do some wonderful observations there
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# my favourite has always been "silicon collagen biospheres that inflate up to nine times!"
i will never forget that advert
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# There needs to be more adverts for hard-boiled shampoo.
"Made with gun grease and powder residue that gives you five times the usual vim."
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# And they're fucking EVERYWHERE, worldwise
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)