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# I've spotted you delurk a few times
but I never know who's being a childish cunt and not speaking to me from day to day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i always speak to you
i'll speak to anyone who might inadvertently say something kinky ;)
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# inadvertantly you say?
how very dare you? Over my knee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# YIPPEE!
*bends over, revealing frilly gym knickers*
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# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# oh come on
everyone knows i'm a slut ;)
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# Hey I'm the B3ta slut
I shall not be out slutted!

Quick to the pussy wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# well, bury me in a y-shaped coffin!
don't give me your sluttier-than-thou routine! compared to me, you're practically frigid!

*prepares for a slut-off*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# What was that?
Sorry I was busy seeing to the entire cast of the Golden girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# pah!
some of us can multitask! i'm pleasuring the entire cast of H.M.S Pinafore and their audience, all while i'm talking to you!
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# haha, you pair of shameless tramps.
I love you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *wipes mouth*
why, thank you!
*dribbles suspicious white substance*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# why?
what happened now?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Oh nothing to worry about.
I'll be offending the pious and pompous for a long time to come ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Jolly good
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)