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# Hey I'm the B3ta slut
I shall not be out slutted!

Quick to the pussy wagon.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# well, bury me in a y-shaped coffin!
don't give me your sluttier-than-thou routine! compared to me, you're practically frigid!

*prepares for a slut-off*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# What was that?
Sorry I was busy seeing to the entire cast of the Golden girls.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# pah!
some of us can multitask! i'm pleasuring the entire cast of H.M.S Pinafore and their audience, all while i'm talking to you!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haha, you pair of shameless tramps.
I love you both.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *wipes mouth*
why, thank you!
*dribbles suspicious white substance*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)