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# haha
Fletch?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Felch?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# for 1000 pounds I'll let you buy me dinner too.
Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective #2: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch: I'll waive my rights.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha what's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Fletch.
Highly recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I shall add it to my lovefilm list!
I've got Hellboy II out right now.

The lovely people at lovefilm sent it to me straight after Hellboy I! :D

Edit: Added.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# you'll hopefully get Fletch Lives after Fletch then :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# :D
In other news: Crumpets with honey and cream!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# fuck you and your crumpets!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Fine, but they're covered in honey so you'll get your ladyparts sticky.
With honey, among other things.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# STOP IT
now i'm hungry, i want a smoke AND i'm horny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I just had two packets of crisps, too.
And I have a bloody lovely cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i have coffee and niquitin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I have macadamias in coconut and chocolate and weed.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I love me at the moment.
The evening went from DENIED on the weed front to, a mate turning up at the front door with WIN then her fucking off to a party and me left with my coconut chocolate macadamias and a rather poorly rolled joint.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# i can't eat
anything much more solid than soup, plus i just gave up smoking and this nicotine gum is nasty shit. IF A CERTAIN PERSON IS READING THIS, I TOLD YOU I'D STOP AGAIN AFTER THE WEEKEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Can you eat pastini?
I could eat that with parmesan and never get bored of it, god knows why really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# i try to avoid starch
as it makes me bloaty and sore. lots of soup seems to be working, i'm just glad i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# ...fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# haven't seen fletch since i was a kid
if i pay extra, can i cover your bollocks in marmite and film a goat licking it off?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# whoa now, you're moving too fast for me.
can't we just start with nutella?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# we could
but that won't leave us much time for the essential oils and the tuning fork
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# essential oils?
you mean I've graduated from beef dripping? Please try not to make direct contact with my prostate. kthx.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# you haven't graduated
i've just run out of dripping. don't think for one minute that this means you'll receive preferential treatment, you'll still bend over and take what i have to give, take it like a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)