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# oooiiiiiiii
...grabbed her by the hand
and ran her down to Putney
And by the river there I showed her my enormous chutney

She fell back in a swoon,
All quivering at my preserving
So I took my chance and offed my pants
and set to working with my gerkin

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *chorus*
BUT SHE WAS FULL OF EELS
SHE WAS FULL OF EELS
TRIED TO HAVE A FEEL
BUT SHE WAS FULL OF EELS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# This is flipping Novello winning stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# we need fucking andrew lloyd webber, stat
he could make this into a full on musical :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# SEXTCHUP
THE MUSICAL

EDIT: I've booked mark this when my compouter stops being a massive bellended cocksplatter I shall get on to recording this lovely little ditty.

*starts working out chordlings on his ukulele*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You utter star
Give me a shout if you want "Cover artwork" :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# fuck yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)