It'll keep it in good nickI'm about until 6ish. Picturepicturepicture.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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Before and aftertwitpic.com/47nll/full
God taking photos in a mirror makes you look like such a twat.
Also I was trying to look intentionally grumpy and bearded in the first one, was going to be a self portrait reference.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14,
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God taking photos in a mirror makes you look like such a twat.
Also I was trying to look intentionally grumpy and bearded in the first one, was going to be a self portrait reference.
Actually that's not bad at all, you know.That's quite a shirt you've got on.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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Eh, I think it looked better when it was that length I had it last time I was at the bash.Plus I can't go to the convention thing someone invited me to as Solid Snake now, stupid no hair.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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you can, just put loads of talcum powder in your hair, wear a unitardand hump the floor whenever you think anyone can see you.
If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.
That and scalp massage.
(If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.
That and scalp massage.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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I doubt I could masturbate more furiously than I do already.Well okay I could by a lot but I don't think I'd ever get anything done in that case.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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But think of the lustrous mane...you could be a hair model. A sticky, wanky hair model.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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I think quite a lot of people have got hair already.The market is pretty saturated.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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Considering what we've just been talking aboutI'd thank you to steer clear of words like 'saturated'.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34,
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Isn't that one of the things women are supposed to put in their hair to make it shine or something ridiculous.Along with slugs, guinness, table salt, the ashes of Pope John Paul II, and cat saliva.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:36,
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I suppose it could workegg works, and they're sort of ish the same. Ish.
I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
(I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39,
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