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# I push balls around with my rod.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I have wood.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# do you need the extension?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# HEY!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# and what's that blue dust on the tip?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You know I was joking?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahah yes
I had to go away and find my contact lenses, cos I got to go and play football
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Nice afternoon for it.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# aye
although I will be the oldest person there, but also one of the fittest

/young upstarts blog
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I bet you'll be the prettiest, dearie.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# you betcha
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Give us a twirl.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# do you need to use a rest? O_o
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D YEAH
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Wait. No?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# ... I think you did yourself more credit the first time...
It's certainly nothing to be ashamed of, as long as your control is good. Practice makes perfect :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# let me just chalk the end of it for you
blue suits you
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Thaaaanks!
Which reminds me, I should neaten up the tip with some wet and dry before I go out.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# remember to keep one foot on the ground
when you bend over
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Are you coming onto me?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# almost......
stay still will you
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Wow wont go on a date with me, so you'll have to take me out.
I'll wear a dress, but I wont put a ribbon in my hair.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Why won't she? She didn't say that.
I'm not sure I fancy your chances against the wife though, he's big and tae kwon do.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I know rollerblading and pogo-sticking. I'll take him on.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *holds your kebab*
*and your food*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *stumbles to the bar*

EDIT: SNOOKER FINISHED. DINNER AND SHOWER. THEN GO PLAY SNOOKER.

BYE INTERNET BUDDIES.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Bye Samblekins!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# and Fae Won't Go!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# SHE WILL
if given enough sherbet.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# lemon sherbet?
or nawty sherbet?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Lemon
Marching powder has not been had in a good few years, and is responsible for me owing a rather scary chap a couple of grand. It's ok though, he's long gone.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)