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# a fist of rum?
you've never heard that one.... it came about as a fair way to measure out the rum... one was required to plunge one's fist into the barrel and however much rum was displaced was the measure they were given... it's a very good technique.

*hopes he got away with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
#
a fist of rum, and a shoeing of beer.

EDIT: Why, you sneaky ninja...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# it was my proof reader who made the changes
speak with my publishers if you have a grievance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# are you allowed to wear an over-sized glove?
such as found in the sport of boxing?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# nope
that gets you 5 lashes... although the practice was taken out of use when people started injecting their hands with piss which made them swell to almost twice their size meaning that the sailor in question was too drunk and too cack handed to do their job properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)