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# It's 10am, so bindun to death right??
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# god-goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ghosty goatse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# arf!
much better than mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Manchester: Britain's Arsehole
yup, makes sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Why I oughta.....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# :D
how's you this morn' Pasa?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'm fine thanks.
Is it beer time? I don't know why but I've been up hours and keep checking the yardarm but it's always still stupid o' clock. I don't half fancy a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# if memory serves
you're supposed to get your first measure of rum at about 11... I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# 11 is acceptable.
But if I'm to have a beer now I my have to rethink my adoption of British Summer Time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Fist measure doesn't sound like very nice
EDIT: It's too early for me to be picking apart other people's spelling and grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# a fist of rum?
you've never heard that one.... it came about as a fair way to measure out the rum... one was required to plunge one's fist into the barrel and however much rum was displaced was the measure they were given... it's a very good technique.

*hopes he got away with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
#
a fist of rum, and a shoeing of beer.

EDIT: Why, you sneaky ninja...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# it was my proof reader who made the changes
speak with my publishers if you have a grievance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# are you allowed to wear an over-sized glove?
such as found in the sport of boxing?
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# nope
that gets you 5 lashes... although the practice was taken out of use when people started injecting their hands with piss which made them swell to almost twice their size meaning that the sailor in question was too drunk and too cack handed to do their job properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hadn't even considered that angle.
genious
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# geniarse
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# >:o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# a bold statement indeed
I take it you've never been to [insert region of choice here]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# i have indeed been to [region of choice]
but i find that [secondary option of arsehole location] has many more [random regionalised insult].
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# you would say that coming from [where it is you come from]
you lot are almost as bad as [people from location 15 miles away from here]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# now that I can get on board with!
people from [15 miles away from initial region of choice] are well know to be absolute [general insult pertaining to local population].
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# and they smell and are sexually deviant
in the bad way...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hey, I live in [secondary option of arsehole location]
and I object to [generalised stereotype of local population]
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# my apologies for generalising
i have indeed found some poeple from [secondary option of arsehole location] are pleasant to be around, but most can be very [slight dig at physical features]
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# are you calling us [generic insult]?
*throws [bar-room item]*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hey
I was sitting on that...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# you were sitting on the barmaid?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# yes
she was buxom and comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Milton Keynes
Swindon
Luton
a mexican pig farm
South Oxhey on a friday night
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I nearly moved to South Oxhey
The flat was lovely and I would have had a garden. However, I think I made the right choice as that place gives me the fucking fear at night
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I'm quite certain, within the next 5 years, it will be walled off and become a maximum security prison.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *hopes and prays*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Mmmmm
road gape!
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# There's some terrible potholes where we live
www.vimeo.com/4214731
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Yeah yeah
like you have a dog!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Are you suggesting my Smokey is not real?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Obviously Smokey is.
He's an iconic truck driver! I just don't believe you have a dog.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# We've had a few dogs Smokey was the first and he's still with us
my Dad has two of our other dogs and poor Alfie the little Yorkshire Terrier was run down.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# That dog has class
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# He's a right little character
and extremely friendly with anybody - a little too friendly he couldn't frighten a week old kitten he even ran away from a butterfly once (true fact)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# no ring.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *Remembers when this was all Guatemala*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# FEED ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *throws in a couple of Boba Fetts*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)