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# ouch
sometimes having a 24' screen makes things really hard to read

also, I got mistaken for a girl once when I had long hair
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Three times so far for me.
Not including hilarious jokes by chavs.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Personally as a solid manly type man I haven't
but the best story I've heard was:

A mate of a mate (yeh has to be true) was of fairly slight build and had long blond hair and a big bushy beard. He was standing at a bus stop reading the timetable and hence had his back to the road (Parramatta road for anyone that cares).

A Datsun with a bunch of Lebanese/Greek bogans pulls up at the bus stop and starts a hilarious pickup routine "show us your cunt blondy" that sort of thing.

The bloke turns around and tells them where they can go, so the rest people at the bus stop gets a good laugh. In order to save face, they attempt a burn out in their sub-woofer laden vehicle, just as they pull out of the bus stop and into traffic, the Datsun did what Datsun's do best and broke down with a clunk.

tl;dr
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# haha nice
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ha, excellent.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)