I want to kill every single bastard in this room. Even the children.Especially the children.
My name's spider jerusalem and there's nothing I love more then dead dogs
(My name's spider jerusalem and there's nothing I love more then dead dogs
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:49,
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Hahaha, I love the way that out of context this image makes him look like some sleazy journalist rather than a double-hard bastard.
haha i have this exact frame saved too Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56,
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"No one touch that dog! I'm having that for my fucking dinner!"
So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God.
So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.
So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul."
So I hit him. What would you do?
(So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.
So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul."
So I hit him. What would you do?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:04,
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I called out..."This way, filthy assistant!" to one of my assistants today... and felt good about it.
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:11,
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